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Sunday, July 20, 2008

11:11PM - TANGO DEL PECADO

TRES VUELTAS DE CARNERO
Y FLAP! TE FUISTE POR EL AGUJERO
TODOS LOS GROSEROS A BAILAR ENCIMA DE LAVA VOLCANICA
SUBELE EL VOLUMEN A LA MUSICA SATANICA
SUBELE EL VOLUMEN A LA MUSICA SATANICA
VAMOS A QUEMARNOS EN EL FUEGO CON EL DIABLO
RESIDENTE, EL MAXIMO EXPONENTE DEL PECADO

Current mood: good

Sunday, February 17, 2008

6:32PM - FCUK

man the mother day my friend joseph was strelling me that i should bring my lj back because he was all

"that shit was great man you made so many gereat incites into what ppeople were thinking and you was a refelection of oyr times and shit"

and before i pucnhed him in the mcock for being such a little pussy, imthought, "you know, he has a very mgood point.. i mean, its liek, NO ONE EVER REACHED THE LEVELS OF INCITE AND ISDOM THAT NI DID WITH MY LJ."

THEN WHEN MY FRIEND fuck i hate caps lock so whem joseph came back to awake or however the fulk you say that, came to thats it.

my LJ IS BACK VREBODY!!! im also gonna be laucnhging a podcast which i thnk is mwhen you masturbate into a fishtank.

Current mood: quixotic

Friday, December 17, 2004

8:00PM

hehehe hkewliezz





Your Sexual Lucky Charm: Orange and Yellow Pots of Gold


Sure, you're into sex... into what it can get you.
You've been known to sleep your way to the top.
And while you don't trade sex for money, you won't be turning any gifts down!



What's Your Sexual Lucky Charm?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva





can u buy me a paid account!!! pLEZZZZ

Friday, December 10, 2004

10:43PM

BANG BANG BANG

Friday, December 3, 2004

2:01PM - what

HRYE U GUYZ
i was Llsitneing LISTENING to tehr adio tdoay and i heard ths awesome song by nelly and tim mcgraw its called "OEVR AND OVER AGAIN"

this is thenc coolest song i have EVERR HEARD i mean its so awesome that an aweasome artist like ellyu would allow a non name cleberity like tim cmagrw to be on his song    i cvried the fifrst tiome i heward the lyrics im man enough to amdit that

i think nelly is probal;y the best slongwriter of our time i mean justy look at this lrycis:

 Cause its all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can't keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can't take it yeah I can't shake it
Nooo


OMGWTF if that doesnt meake u cry then ur not a rela human bring

here sa picture of nelly
NELLZTY IS KEWLSZZZZZ

NELLY IS SO KEWLSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Thursday, December 2, 2004

11:40AM


whoever is reaidngf this is a loser

haha

Sunday, November 28, 2004

11:44AM

Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!

Friday, November 26, 2004

11:26PM - happy thanksigivng BTICHES!

man thanksgiving was the shit this year dogs
whoops there we go  I HAD SO MUCH TURKEY YOU CAN JSUT CALL ME DRUMSTICK!!!!
hahaha i had a friend of mine tell me that i shouldnt eat meat or something ehw as he was all
"
BAAAH AHAGABAHAHABHAB U CANT EAT MEAT ITS IMMORTAL OMG U DONT WANT 2 TO BE ETATEN DO U HUH DO U MEAT IS MURDDR!!!!!"
SO IF CUKINGH PUNCHED HIM IN HIS FACE
STUPID ASS VEGEATERINA.
I GUESS U CANT WIN TYHEM ALL HUH TYREEHUGER
ims ick of this whiny ass bitchers bitching about merat and shit  u can take ur tofufurkey and stick up ur tofurkin ass!!!!!

this pic is awesome for 2 reasons:
1.) i enver knew andre 2000 was a horse
2.) i like big butts and i cannot lie  hahaha i took that from as song u know  and the girl is naked and has a big bvutt
HAPPY THANKSIGVING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

6:34AM

u know what i ahte more than NETHING????

TYPING!!!!
SO.  i hate typing so much that im constantly trying to think ogf shortcuts so i dont have 2 type as much
liek saying omg and wtf or whatever
but i decided i need 2 to cut it down mroeSO i made some more abrevaitons 2 make it easiesr 4 me 2 type
OW = OMGWTF
RW = ROFLWTF!!!
OR = OMGWTFROFLWTF
and so ona dns as son son on.  THESE WILL AMEK TI MAKER MUCH EASIEE 4 ME TO TYPE WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I HATE IT EVEN THOUGH MY TEACHWER SAYS IM MAKNG PROGRESS altohoguh i dont see it every time she says that im lik OW



awesome

Sunday, November 21, 2004

12:12AM - WTH

o man theres so much 2 talk about
SCHOOL SUCKS main  main is how ppl in the ghetto say man  i was in geomtery class rite and i was talking 2 my friend and my teacher got all pissy w/me for talkin in class
i was so mad so i yelled at her and cvalled her a bitch because she was being a bkitch imean i was having an important conversion w/my friend who trhe hell is she to come up and tell me to pay attention and shit
then she sent me to the principals office and needless to say i slapped that bitch cause he qwanted to suspend me  i kickexd his stupid ass
haha j/k
i wish tho rite
OK im gonna do like micheal moore and write an open letter to someone
DEAR JACKASES WHO R STILL WRKITING ON MY LIVEJORUNA<:
greetings and salutiaotns JACKASSEs, it has been a whie. since i spoke to uo  how r u doing??
i am so hapy that u want 2 write in my livejorunal all the time, b/c it shows me that u r interestdeed in what i have 2 say
however i must politely requeast 4 u 2 stop fucking writing on my joruanl b/c i hate u all
idf u ashoes dont stop it i will report u 2 teh proper authorites()namely the fbi and cai and i think trhe cio)
sincerley,
ME

PLEASE STOP IT OR ULL BE IN TROUBLE LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

hAhaha

Friday, November 19, 2004

11:44PM

Thursday, November 18, 2004

11:05AM

OK so whats up birches
i got a .lot of positive feedback for my last entry about paris hilton except for one STUPID PRSON WHO THOUGHT I WAS TALIGN ABOUT SHOES OR SDOMETHING!!!

but anyway check this shit out http://www.livejournal.com/community/ratingcommunity/49685.html#cutid1

i applied to a kewl ass ratingocmmunkity b/c the moderators all looked very KEWL

like they were probably emo or som,ething, u clould tell by the hair.  WHENERVER SOME1 IS KEWL they usually have sreally spiky hair that looks like they didnt so anything 2 it
BUT NEWAY I HOPE THEY LET ME IN B/C maybe then those stpud fuckers @ school will stop spray ;painting stuff on ,y lcoker.  NOT KEWL GUYZ

I JUST HOPa THEY DONT FIND OUT I LEID ABOUT MY AGHE

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

9:18PM - LOlzies

"I could count myself king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." - Paris Hilton

OMG SHES SOOOO WISE
paris hilton is so awsome i luv her soooooooo much u wanna know y???
ok heres y:
1.) shes so skinny shes liek the skinniest person on earth even skinnier then those starving kids in ehtipoia or whatever  and thats what makes her soo beautiful b/c fatasses liek star jones or renee zelwiger are gonna DIE of heart attacks or soemthing b/c there so fat
but paris is gonna live 4ever!!!!!!!!!  lol omg  theres this girl @ school who wanted 2 go out w/ me but she had a really big butt so i started makin cow noises and told her 2 go back 2 the farm im savin myself 4 paris or callista flockheart
2.) shes so rich she doesnt have 2 get a job or do nething at all  LIKE if she wants 23 go party or somethin she can and she doesnt have 2 worry about goin 2 work the next day  so she gets 2 spoend all her tkime doing acting n stuff
i didnt see the sex tape yet b/c i dont want 2 ruin my image of her b/c shes so perfect
3.) she doesnt look liek shes to smart whjich is good b/c im not too brite either lol  no srsly im in a lot of ap classes, i even got a 1 on my us gistory test and the lower ur score teh better

SO THOSWE R THE MAIN REASOSN THAT I LUV PARIS HLTON  i get so sick lookin at girls like kell;y clarkson n jennifer lopez
i mean who wants 2 see hips that go out like that its disgusting
UGH!!!!

YYYYY

Saturday, November 13, 2004

3:17PM

OK IM DOING A FRIENDS CUT  well i already did it
so u got cut for 1 of teh follwoign reasons if u did:

1.) u nerver comment on my hjorunal
this means pretty in pink and most other ppl w/ pink in there names stayed(Sp??)
2.) ur mean 2 me
3.) i found out that i added a bunchj of ppl who r nazis and shit so i cut all of them

4.)  why is there a line through oh there I fixed it.  4.)  ur jorunal suxs  I CUT THE DUDE NAMED ANONYMSOU BC his jorunal xsucked i couldnt even find it

SO if u met any of these crytearia then UR CUT
liek this cake:

Friday, November 12, 2004

5:31PM

omgomgomg
i just rewalized something

im so kewl

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

5:28PM

tema amerifca worlds spolice RULZ OMG LOL It sod funny.

AMERICZA:  FUCK YEHA

ha ha ha







dude vre1 shoudl im me n my new aim screen anme elfux0r409!!!!
its so aewsome    i already got soen hperson to im me and ask me if i wantsed sex and i said no but it was cool because ie bt i bet they qwould have given it to em
GIVEN HOW POPAUR POPUALR I POPULAR I AM AND ALL
I ahve so mnay frienda its awesome!!!


ameirca:

FCUK YAEH

Tuesday, November 9, 2004

2:55PM - HELL YEAH BTICHES

LOLOLOlolololololololo.ololololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

OK wtf is this fshit im sick of uoui stypid bastards writyin in my journal     if u dont stop ill report u 2 livejournal  OK birches???
if not ill get my dad to come after yuo an d he can play a mean guitar  JUST WATCH

hell fuckin kill u then drink a coca-coal BIFRCHES

Sunday, November 7, 2004

9:32AM

d00d this is awsome 409 people put me on there freidn s list!!!!!
i cant beleve im so popular
OK so i geuss if im so popular i should kust keep doing what ive been doing and people will keep reading mr journal i
i mean my journal  ha ha misyer journal thats funny
im so funny      in thfr    i think i just nweed 2 figure out how 12 stop people from writing in my jorunal n then i will b happy
OH MAN CHECK THIS OUT I GOT A SCANER
 YEAH BITCHES  M&M'S HA ha ha

Saturday, November 6, 2004

12:21PM

O
M
G!!

Thursday, November 4, 2004

4:32PM

omg u guyz... i just relizd y all these ppl keep psting on my jurnal!~!! my friend just tld me that ur not spos'd to give out ur password. i ddnt kno that!!!1 y ddnt u guyz tll me??! o well. i guez itz no big deal but im stll lil worried bout it. i mean if they kno my password that means they can get whre i live 2 rght?! omfg thatz so scary. im soooooo scard rght now. a car keeps passn by my house nd i wunder if itz the prsn /// ppl who got my pass.

this SUCKS!!!!!!1111


wll n other news...

i need to get lay'd.

bad.

omg u guyz thankz soooo0o0o0o0 much fur being my friend. all 355 of u.
i luv u wit all my heart.
well.. not u.
bi!!!!

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